Craig's Twist 46: 2012 Predictions

12:08 AM, Jan 6, 2012   |    comments
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LITTLE ROCK, Ark. (KTHV) -- Here are my predictions for 2012 in Craig's Twist 46.

I predict Canadian golf courses will be overrun by North Little Rock geese

I predict a stunning design for the new Broadway Bridge which to save money will be built with legos.

I predict. . President Obama's new slogan goes from "Change you can believe in" to "it could always be worse."

I predict Mitt Romney tries to win a reality show emmy claiming he was a part of the Amazing Race and Survivor.

I predict Fireworks in Beebe kill only two birds next year but they're both Ivory Billed Woodpeckers.

I predict that when they hire a new head of the lottery commission that he -- or she -- will be given a card and whatever amount they scratch off will be their salary.

I predict Ed Buckner will develop the 5 month forecast and take half the year off.

I predict Liz Massey will be kicked out of sea world for trying to catch Shamu.

I predict that in 2011 Dawn Scott will look up. 

I predict Arkansas wins two games next football season but nobody minds: they're LSU and Alabama.

I predict engineers will develop a car that runs on hot air. Craig's Twist is suddenly worth a fortune.