(USA TODAY) -- At least we've got Fizbo (
But we're not clowning around when we say that the clown population is dwindling.
That's the happy news for anyone who hates and/or fears clowns (coulrophobia) and the sad news for the circus world.
New York's Daily News reports that membership at the
Why? Declining interest, old age and higher standards among employers.
"What's happening is attrition," Clowns of America International President Glen Kohlberger tells the
Time for someone to send in the clowns.